Tips
from the Locals
We don't live in hotels. Not all Vegas women
are showgirls. No one wants your kidneys. Now that
we've dispelled those little misconceptions, find
out more of what we locals know about the real Las
Vegas.
Get out there: Arriving before check-in time
at your Vegas hotel should be the least of your worries.
If you arrive early and your hotel doesn't allow early
check-in, grab what necessities you may need for the
next couple of hours, drop your bags off with the
bellman and be on your way. With so much to do here,
don't waste your time in the lobby. Even if it's the
most beautiful lobby you've ever seen.
Can't hack traveler's checks: Many Vegas taxi
drivers are unable to accept traveler's checks. So,
if you plan to pick up a cab at the airport to take
you to your hotel and you're carrying only traveler's
checks, you might want to turn some to cash before
approaching the taxi staging area.
Canvassing: What is it, and is it illegal?
You know those guys who stand on Las Vegas Boulevard
trying to hand out fliers for strip clubs and escort
services? They're canvassers. After much fighting
with the City Council, the canvassers appear to have
won the right to pass out information. Even though
most people complain that the fliers cause litter
and the canvassers get in the way of pedestrians,
we've noticed that if you just keep walking, they
aren't aggressive at all. Of course, you could always
take a brochure; we just won't take responsibility
for anything that happens after that.
What to wear: Yes, Las Vegas is in the desert.
And, yes, the temperature gets to be about 115 degrees
in the summer. But if you happen to be visiting in
the winter (usually from Halloween to Valentine's
Day), don't be fooled. A jacket is definitely recommended,
especially if the wind is blowing. We know our blood
is probably thin from living here, and we may not
get blizzards, but consider this your warning -- it's
a lot colder here than you'd think.
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Comfy shoes: There are certain places where
fashion is more important than comfort -- TabĂș, Studio
54 or RA. However, when you're slumming around during
daylight hours, casino hopping or standing in line
for a buffet, wear your Hush Puppies or Chuck Taylors.
After all, you don't want your fashionable shoes to
rub blisters when you're vamping it up at Studio 54.
Oh, and if you choose to ignore our words of wisdom,
make sure you've packed your specially selected Band-Aids.
Crossover: Imagine summer in Vegas. The temperature
is 115 degrees and you're wearing your favorite sundress
or Bermuda shorts. You're walking down the Strip or
Fremont Street when you decide to enter a casino and
partake in a cool, refreshing beverage. Prepare to
freeze! You'd think there would be a happy medium,
but for some reason, casinos tend to keep the thermostat
at what feels like a shocking 60 degrees. So you can
either (A) have a light jacket with you to put on
or (B) grab your drink in a to-go container and get
back out in the what-you-once-believed-to-be-sweltering
heat.
People-watching: If you love to people-watch
but are tired of hanging out at the airport, we've
found the next best place. When you're at the Forum
Shops at Caesars, request patio dining at Bertolini's
or Spago. It doesn't matter whether you're eating
lunch or dinner, people will flock to the fountains
located out front. In fact, anyone venturing to other
areas of the shops has to pass by first.
Pedestrians: Look left, look right, look left
and look right again. Pedestrians need to pay extra
special attention as they walk across the Strip. Traffic
is scary. Perhaps it's the lights, the volcano, the
fountains, the Eiffel Tower or the lion; whatever
it is, drivers seem to have a difficult time following
simple traffic rules. Even if your light says "Walk,"
still look left, look right ...
24 hours: It's easy to become spoiled by living
in Las Vegas since most businesses stay open late
or even 24 hours. It's a shock when we travel and
can't get dinner past 9 p.m. or when we see gas stations
that actually close. So, while you're here,
eat when you want or grab a Big Gulp at 3 a.m. just
because you can! If you're looking to wind down after
a show, an especially wonderful spot to hang out and
grab a cocktail or dessert is the Peppermill, directly
across from the Stardust. The lounge and coffee shop
are open 24 hours a day and have that Old Vegas feel.
You send me: Looking for Internet access while
you're on the Strip? Thanks to Cyber Stop Internet
Cafe, you don't have to look far. The local chain
has a full-service location in the Hawaiian Marketplace
gift shop (at Polo Towers), featuring not only Internet
access but also copying, printing, faxing and design
services. Internet service is $8 for a half-hour and
$12 for an hour. Other locations on Las Vegas Boulevard
include the Aztec and Boardwalk Casinos.
Aside from room access in many major hotel-casinos
(including the Hard Rock and Mandalay Bay), pay-per-use
Web terminals also are available throughout prominent
locations. McCarran International Airport has pay-per-use
kiosks located in areas throughout the C and D gates.
The MGM Grand Business Center offers access for 70
cents per minute. The Las Vegas Hilton business center
offers 15 minutes of high-speed access for $5. The
Tropicana Hotel has four Internet terminals near the
buffet -- access costs 39 cents a minute, but for
faster access, the business center offers high-speed
terminals for only 69 cents a minute. Also, the Tropicana
has "Wi-Fi" wireless hotspots in their convention
area and poolside for fast laptop surfing (if surfing
the Web by the pool is your bag). If you happen to
be at Fitzgeralds in downtown Vegas, the hotel offers
10 minutes of Internet access for $5 at stations located
near check-in.
Off the Strip, FedEx Kinko's centers offer Web access
at $12 an hour. The closest branches are on Paradise
Road, next to Gordon Biersch and across from UNLV
on Maryland Parkway. And free Web access is provided
at local libraries, but you'll have to wait in line.
The closest library to the Strip is at Maryland and
Flamingo and can be reached at (702) 733-7810.
Avoiding the masses: If you're attempting
to avoid the crowds and visit Vegas during the slow
season, it may be difficult. Vegas is a hot vacation
spot year-round. However, we can tell you that from
about 2 a.m. to 7 a.m. is perhaps the slowest time,
particularly during the week. Early-morning hours
are probably the perfect time for new players to step
up to a craps table and play without the pressure
of veteran players glaring at you.
The water of life: Drinking lots of booze
at night + walking around in 115 degree heat during
the day = dehydration. Unless you're one of those
travelers who enjoy visiting local hospitals and getting
strapped to an IV, we recommend you drink lots of
water. Avoid the tap water (it actually smells); buy
one of those trendy bottled waters. The prices for
the bottled stuff are quite high at the hotels, so
stop by a local grocery store or convenience store
and stock up.
While you're at the drugstore: It's a dry
heat. It's a dry cold. It's a dry wind. In Vegas,
it's dry, dry, dry. Our hands are dry, our faces are
dry and please, don't look at our heels when we wear
sandals in the summer, because, yep, they're dry,
too. To make up for this dryness, do what we sometimes
fail to do and carry with you at all times the following
items: lip balm, sunscreen and lotion. It is even
a good idea to pick up some re-wetting drops, especially
if you wear contacts.
Keeping in touch: Cell phones and walkie talkies
are a great way to keep in touch with fellow travelers
while in Vegas. Just keep in mind that most casinos
frown upon their use on the casino floor (and they're
strictly out of bounds in the race and sports books).
Walkie talkie users actually say the signal is clearer
than on cell phones, plus they're generally cheaper,
but they do have a far more limited range.
Attention, gambling virgins: Don't be ashamed.
We all can remember that awkward first-time feeling.
When you initially sit down at a table, perhaps for
a game of blackjack, do yourself a favor -- take lessons
if the casino offers them. If lessons aren't available,
spend a couple of bucks on the crib card that supplies
the basics. When all else fails, ask questions. The
dealers are there to help -- and most of the time
they're happy to do so. Just watch out for those showy
gamblers sitting next to you who seem more than helpful.
The dealers are the only true professionals at the
table.
It adds up to real money: Coins in a bucket
or chips in your hands seem more like play money than
the real thing. But it is real, folks -- and unfortunately,
there are people out there who would love to separate
you from it. Our advice is to keep your change buckets
close and your chips even closer. If your winnings
become too heavy to lug around, be sure to make use
of the hotel safe. By the way, we recommend against
the Demi Moore-in-"Indecent Proposal" method of throwing
the money on the bed and rolling around in it. You
may lose some, and besides, you don't know where that
money's been.
Free cigars, you say? The next time you're
passing time at the tables or machines and ordering
those free drinks, don't forget to ask for a free
cigar. Several hotels have been known to keep some
of those trendy little incendiary devices on hand
for just such an occasion. It's still recommended
that you tip the cocktail waitress.
Lower table minimums: Still trying to find
your way around the tables and feeling intimidated
by the high table limits on the Strip? Head for downtown
Vegas. The table minimums for craps, pai-gow poker
and "let it ride" are usually lower, so your learning
curve won't cost you too much. Oh, and don't forget
to order up a shrimp cocktail, just try not to spill
cocktail sauce on the tables.
Player's clubs: Stand in line, get the form
and sign up for the frequent gambler card at your
favorite hotels. Use the card to accumulate points,
since you'll probably be gambling anyway, and perhaps
receive something free. It helps to be on the mailing
list for a lot of hotels. Who knows, they might pick
you for a special room rate or decide to send you
tickets to a free show.
Specify, specify, specify: Our hotel-casinos
are larger than they look -- telling your party to
meet you at the bar could leave them wandering around
for hours as they try to find the exact spot you were
thinking of. Name a specific location all will be
able to find -- such as the front desk or the casino's
showroom -- and you won't spend your vacation looking
for your fellow travelers.
Larger than life:
Speaking of hotels that are larger than they look:
If you have trouble walking or are a senior citizen,
you may want to request rooms near the hotel's elevators.
Most people have never seen hotels this large, and
you might find it tiring when you have to hike to
your room at the far end of a very long hall time
after time for five days.
Email: info@executivelocations.com
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